One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and his dad giving her the package. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink and a smile as Johnny closed the door.
After business hours were over, Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser, with little Johnny having at it.
Johnny's dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom, is it?"
Here I thought I'd read every Little Johnny joke ever written! LMFAO!
Edit: Some good ones are in this thread (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showth...0&page=2&pp=50) also.
I Love That Kid
Focking hilarious
lmao at that one...
:d :d :d :d