The "real" story on the Ferrari

[OGShocker]

Not really, but it is a little funny..
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand
new Ferrari GTO. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya' got there sonny?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man." Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young
dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old
man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my
moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
speedometer reads 160 mph!
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly,
WHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man
asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to
250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the
moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
and passes the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
old man gaining on him again! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he
floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not 10 seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
the rear end.
The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
still alive!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there
anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook... my...
suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror."

[piper]

LMAO!!! :rollside:

[Tom Brown]

Nice.

[havaduner]

Thanks, I needed to start my week with a laugh!!

[SnakeWrench]

Good one OG! Thanks Dude.

[INSman]

Good way to start off Monday Mark !

[Ziggy]

Wish I had time to see this this morning...........Great one Mark!!