A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome where he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment; and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, looked at him quisically, and hesitantly replied in a tentive voice, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her, and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and
there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but undaunted, he is determined to leave this woman satisfied. Guido reaches for the woman, again and using the last of his strength, he barely manages to resume. They end the tryst together screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks almost beggingly, "You fnish now?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,
"No, Darlink, I Norvegian."
I'm confused, if he's Italian and she's Norwegian, why is he speaking to her in broken English?
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