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Thread: George Carlin always cuts the B/S (Immigration)

  1. #1
    Old Man Havasu
    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we
    use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
    immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
    catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
    some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
    then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
    he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
    citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed
    and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
    the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
    George Carlin

  2. #2
    soupersonic
    We wish

  3. #3
    BadKachina

  4. #4
    uLtRADeNniS
    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we
    use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
    immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
    catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
    some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
    then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
    he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
    citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed
    and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
    the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
    George Carlin
    Sure wouldn't be a bad idea.

  5. #5
    Old Man Havasu
    George never said it.
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
    Forgot to check!
    But I believe he would! :smile:

  6. #6
    BadKachina
    Forgot to check!
    But I believe he would! :smile:
    ( I saw it on another thread. )

  7. #7
    Brewzed
    who cares who said it. Sounds good to me

  8. #8
    Kachina26
    And Carlin never said it. Long live the most overquoted man on the internet.
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
    Is there an echo in here? (smilies to follow)

  9. #9
    BadKachina
    Is there an echo in here? (smilies to follow)

    He's a little slow tonight.

  10. #10
    Old Man Havasu
    Still is a good idea!

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