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Thread: Poem for Quick Jet

  1. #61
    BGMAN203
    Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
    Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
    http://yougotowned.net/
    Nice vid.

  2. #62
    QuickJet
    Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
    Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
    http://yougotowned.net/
    Thanks Chris.
    Awesome vid BTW

  3. #63
    QuickJet
    quikjet, please dont bring me in this,
    i had way to many beers and have to take a piss,
    between you and flyte i dont care who would of won,
    get back to the garage and fix that spongy transom,
    im not here to argue or for that matter to fight,
    talking about you is a waste of a night,
    Ill leave you with this and please dont bother,
    go back to LA homie and look for your father.
    Didn't see this earlier.....
    Sooooooooo in that case.
    You get dumber and dumber
    and more by the hour,
    is it your brains that you squirt
    jacking off in the shower
    It isn't my place
    and I know it aint right,
    since you were role playing with Jimmy
    and Davy all night
    You were the prisoner
    and they were the gaurds,
    Jimmy had front
    while Dave hit you hard
    They flipped you around
    to see your reaction,
    your smiled confirmed
    you like DP action
    After hours and hours
    you trade with each guy,
    they leave you all sore
    with an anal creme pie
    So I understand
    why your poem really sucked,
    jimmy and dave got laid
    and you mearly got fvcked

  4. #64
    HIRED GUN
    dont bring me into this,,,especially with all this gay talk.

  5. #65
    Rattle Can Lou
    This is all good shit Maynard. Makes me wanna change my fathers day plans....

  6. #66
    roscoe p coltraine
    Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
    Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
    http://yougotowned.net/
    Oh who do i see it cs
    who is full of bs
    When will you learn to drop the jet
    cause if you get a prop you might win a bet
    You drink from a red cup
    Because your still a pup
    You want to back quick jet
    But he will lose his bet
    When it comes to the lizard
    he will find out who is the wizard
    Dont take this serious
    Cause i find it hilarious

  7. #67
    sawtooth
    I don't know about on the water but QUICKJET is owning this thread, he could quit his day job and release an album and have enough money to buy whatever fast boat he wants.

  8. #68
    FLYTE RISK
    Quick jets nightmare of reality
    I woke up in the 916, at camp far west in june
    i felt the end was coming near and had to race real soon
    I am so scared ive never raced i've always been a failure
    I think right now as in the past i;ll leave her on the trailer
    I said some things I shouldnt have while typing in a poem
    I need to pack up all my sh%t and head my ass back home
    I said dear god could you help me as I look up to heaven
    I lied again to all these folks and said my boat runs sevens:devil:
    god replied what the hell, i taught you better scott
    youve never won a single race how could you have forgot
    I know god I never have, but I like to say I did
    Ive been a homo all my life since I was a little kid
    God says son its my belief thats why you'll never win
    the things you do with doug and Barrett, your all comitting SIN.
    Tell me lord what can I do should I sell my soul
    god says yeah and after that unload that ugly Cole
    ok god and thanks again youve really shown me the way
    I'll sell my soul and my boat, but ill always be Gay
    Ok Scoot thats fine with me I think youve seen the light
    one more thing before I go you had no chance of beating FLYTE!!

  9. #69
    QuickJet
    You are like a kid
    that's fresh out of Juvie,
    was it Jerry you blew
    to get your boat in that movie?
    Your races were staged
    to make you look fast,
    they ran out of quick boats
    so your Hondo was cast
    I'll race you this summer
    and we'll do it again,
    and if you beat me by four
    that means I spotted you ten
    You'll launch like you do
    no control and all squirely,
    I'll wait for the hand drop
    while you leave way early
    I'll Chase you down
    and pass your Metler Machine,
    the one on the cover
    of OUT magazine
    You'll go to launch ramp
    way on the North side,
    with damaged Ego
    but tons of Gay Pride
    I'm sure your a cool guy
    and I know it's all good,
    since your thoughts are of me
    when you have morning wood

  10. #70
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    Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
    Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
    http://yougotowned.net/
    That video is awesome. Reminds me of a compilation of all the bench racers.

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