You are like a kid
that's fresh out of Juvie,
was it Jerry you blew
to get your boat in that movie?
Your races were staged
to make you look fast,
they ran out of quick boats
so your Hondo was cast
I'll race you this summer
and we'll do it again,
and if you beat me by four
that means I spotted you ten
You'll launch like you do
no control and all squirely,
I'll wait for the hand drop
while you leave way early
I'll Chase you down
and pass your Metler Machine,
the one on the cover
of OUT magazine
You'll go to launch ramp
way on the North side,
with damaged Ego
but tons of Gay Pride
I'm sure your a cool guy
and I know it's all good,
since your thoughts are of me
when you have morning wood
Oh come on now cant you do any better
Stop e mailing Jerry and send him a letter
my Hondo made it, it actually got wet
that was back when your boat was a 55mph jet
So now your a driver i cant wait see
go talk to guru and get off your knees
He'll teach you good, and give you a lesson
but your used to your jet boat, its a waste of a session
with all of your experience wich pedal will you push
your boat runs 11's and your certainly no Al Bush
Preacher left with a handle and you thought I had air
I had a handle myself it was totally fair
But your all tough we know your a phony
my boat was just quicker ask the Flag man Tony
But reading this stuff it is very funny
Come fathers day you better bring some money
ill race you for something and this is a fact
when I whoop your boat, you have to run your boat at the track:idea: