I finally had my sex change and got rid of my jet
I bought me a flat but my snatch still gets wet
I started out with a Sanger just to begin
I raced a few people but still cant seem to win
So I got rid of the Sanger and bought a T deck instead
The thrill of the DOINK went straight to my head
The boat is so quik It almost made me faint
Its baby sh%t brown with the seventys paint
Now with my new identity I am so handsome
I need to spend less time in the bed and more time on the transom
I get into hot boat and love to talk smack
just waiting for the day guru will answer me back
When it comes to the track most know I am a wussy
I payed all that money to the doctor and I still have a pus%y
with the end coming near and well within sight
I am going to change back to a women so I dont have to race FLYTE!!!
There is more to come Sorr ReX