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Thread: Poem for Quick Jet

  1. #71
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    Seems like the Bench Racers
    Have gathered in force
    To banter and spar
    And beat a dead horse
    Too bad they are slow
    And don't even race
    Butt they really enjoy
    A shot in the face
    Some have brown boats
    Others are pink
    Some claim they're fast
    But talk with a wink
    There's even some reptiles
    Among the fast talkers
    But when the smoke clears
    Most will be balkers
    If I were a prophet
    I'd say with some clarity
    A fast boat at the lake
    Is truly a rarity
    Most talk a big game
    And puff out their chest
    But come time to race
    They can't find their vest
    They talk of big numbers
    Running the sevens
    At the end of the day
    They're pushin elevens
    Many are stuck
    On talkin bout butts
    Meantime real racers
    Are kickin their nutts
    Get the boats ready
    Time is real short
    CFW is close
    And most will abort
    Old Rattle Can Lou
    Has taken a beating
    And now his accusers
    May even be cheating
    I wish him the best
    And holiday wishes
    Even if ol Santa
    Must swim with the fishes
    As far as who's fast
    I ain't no wizard
    If I had any coin
    It would be on the Lizard
    You may think he's bogus
    Home smokin a joint
    But come New Years Day
    He'll get right to the point
    To all who would read
    This little bite
    Merry Christmas to all
    And to all a good fight

  2. #72
    FLYTE RISK
    You are like a kid
    that's fresh out of Juvie,
    was it Jerry you blew
    to get your boat in that movie?
    Your races were staged
    to make you look fast,
    they ran out of quick boats
    so your Hondo was cast
    I'll race you this summer
    and we'll do it again,
    and if you beat me by four
    that means I spotted you ten
    You'll launch like you do
    no control and all squirely,
    I'll wait for the hand drop
    while you leave way early
    I'll Chase you down
    and pass your Metler Machine,
    the one on the cover
    of OUT magazine
    You'll go to launch ramp
    way on the North side,
    with damaged Ego
    but tons of Gay Pride
    I'm sure your a cool guy
    and I know it's all good,
    since your thoughts are of me
    when you have morning wood
    Oh come on now cant you do any better
    Stop e mailing Jerry and send him a letter
    my Hondo made it, it actually got wet
    that was back when your boat was a 55mph jet
    So now your a driver i cant wait see
    go talk to guru and get off your knees
    He'll teach you good, and give you a lesson
    but your used to your jet boat, its a waste of a session
    with all of your experience wich pedal will you push
    your boat runs 11's and your certainly no Al Bush
    Preacher left with a handle and you thought I had air
    I had a handle myself it was totally fair
    But your all tough we know your a phony
    my boat was just quicker ask the Flag man Tony
    But reading this stuff it is very funny
    Come fathers day you better bring some money
    ill race you for something and this is a fact
    when I whoop your boat, you have to run your boat at the track:idea:

  3. #73
    QuickJet
    I'll go to the track
    and watch you make a pass,
    it might be hard to get up,
    as I laugh off my ass
    You hang with a fast crowd
    who say you have a rocket,
    but to hang with Cole Cash
    you'll need a way deeper pocket
    But no matter how much money
    or wallets you throw,
    you won't have an engine
    just two arms that row
    So come to the lake
    you shit generator,
    and assume the position
    of a stupid spectator
    It's me you shall worship
    and address me as " Lord"
    cause all day I'll be racing
    while you try to Wakeboard
    They say this is the Dark Side
    and in June on the water,
    you'll know the truth
    that I AM YOUR FATHER!!

  4. #74
    FLYTE RISK
    I'll go to the track
    and watch you make a pass,
    it might be hard to get up,
    as I laugh off my ass
    You hang with a fast crowd
    who say you have a rocket,
    but to hang with Cole Cash
    you'll need a way deeper pocket
    But no matter how much money
    or wallets you throw,
    you won't have an engine
    just two arms that row
    So come to the lake
    you shit generator,
    and assume the position
    of a stupid spectator
    It's me you shall worship
    and address me as " Lord"
    cause all day I'll be racing
    while you try to Wakeboard
    They say this is the Dark Side
    and in June on the water,
    you'll know the truth
    that I AM YOUR FATHER!!
    You'll be my father now thats pretty sick
    how can one reproduce when they dont have a Dick
    Go back to your jet boat thats all you can drive
    Stop posting this crap we all know its a lie
    I cant wait for new years, with you in the seat
    Cole cash needs to be driven with both of your feet
    This is not a jet boat, with the throttle in hand
    you must press the pedal, like a guitar player in a band
    That boat is much faster than youve ever been
    but far slower than mine as you;ll never win
    so borrow dougs sanger that is your best bet
    we know thats the only boat that will ever get wet

  5. #75
    NUTHIN
    Quick jets nightmare of reality
    I woke up in the 916, at camp far west in june
    i felt the end was coming near and had to race real soon
    I am so scared ive never raced i've always been a failure
    I think right now as in the past i;ll leave her on the trailer
    I said some things I shouldnt have while typing in a poem
    I need to pack up all my sh%t and head my ass back home
    I said dear god could you help me as I look up to heaven
    I lied again to all these folks and said my boat runs sevens:devil:
    god replied what the hell, i taught you better scott
    youve never won a single race how could you have forgot
    I know god I never have, but I like to say I did
    Ive been a homo all my life since I was a little kid
    God says son its my belief thats why you'll never win
    the things you do with doug and Barrett, your all comitting SIN.
    Tell me lord what can I do should I sell my soul
    god says yeah and after that unload that ugly Cole
    ok god and thanks again youve really shown me the way
    I'll sell my soul and my boat, but ill always be Gay
    Ok Scoot thats fine with me I think youve seen the light
    one more thing before I go you had no chance of beating FLYTE!!
    you mentioned my name
    so now I'll chime in,
    to prove to the members
    that you are with sin.
    im taller, smarter,
    plus way the hell wiser
    and you will never catch
    me with that gay tennis visor.
    im sure you wear sweatbands
    and all the right fashion,
    when you go on a date
    with your anal assasin.
    he keeps you safe
    and way out of danger,
    cause you are the catcher
    and he the rump ranger.
    you can pray all you want
    that one day you'll switch,
    but from all of us here
    you'll always be bitch.

  6. #76
    QuickJet
    You'll be my father now thats pretty sick
    how can one reproduce when they dont have a Dick
    Go back to your jet boat thats all you can drive
    Stop posting this crap we all know its a lie
    I cant wait for new years, with you in the seat
    Cole cash needs to be driven with both of your feet
    This is not a jet boat, with the throttle in hand
    you must press the pedal, like a guitar player in a band
    That boat is much faster than youve ever been
    but far slower than mine as you;ll never win
    so borrow dougs sanger that is your best bet
    we know thats the only boat that will ever get wet
    I don't have a dick
    what I have is a cock,
    I'll put it this way
    "It's twice the size of your sox"
    You think your boats fast
    to that I don't doubt,
    but unlike yourself
    it will never come OUT
    You are scared of me
    but take my advice,
    stay away from the real boats
    and stick to Lake Lice
    When you sit in your boat
    can you please tell me how,
    your stubby short self
    can see over the bow
    If you can't reach the pedals
    with your Paw looking feet,
    see if Canyon boats
    makes mens booster seats
    I know your strategy
    and you won't get it done,
    your praying I'll die
    so we don't have to run
    So get all your homies
    in a tight little huddle,
    and find out why it's quicker
    to build a Space Shuttle

  7. #77
    colechillin
    here's one for quickjet......
    you talk a big game
    like your boat runs hard
    looking for fame
    though you sound like a tard
    change your cam
    maybe your gears
    busy with pastor sam
    gettin ****ed in the rear
    cole cash is a bucket
    we'll let it slide
    oh well **** it
    your wife's on my side
    you go to lake
    what do we see
    your the big flake
    who squats to pee
    we know I'll win
    we know it's fun
    tell your wife thanks
    for the beautiful son

  8. #78
    Sangster
    This shit is starting to make my eyes bleed...............

  9. #79
    FLYTE RISK
    I don't have a dick
    what I have is a cock,
    I'll put it this way
    "It's twice the size of your sox"
    You think your boats fast
    to that I don't doubt,
    but unlike yourself
    it will never come OUT
    You are scared of me
    but take my advice,
    stay away from the real boats
    and stick to Lake Lice
    When you sit in your boat
    can you please tell me how,
    your stubby short self
    can see over the bow
    If you can't reach the pedals
    with your Paw looking feet,
    see if Canyon boats
    makes mens booster seats
    I know your strategy
    and you won't get it done,
    your praying I'll die
    so we don't have to run
    So get all your homies
    in a tight little huddle,
    and find out why it's quicker
    to build a Space Shuttle
    So lets get this straight, and please tell me somethin
    Ive never seen you run your boat, nor have I seen Nuthin
    You guys buy these boats all from the preach
    they both belong in the water not on the beach
    What have either of you done lets see your credentials
    With the two of you driving there is no potential
    What is the matter dont tell me your scared
    you two are like two LIPS evenly paired
    Why own a boat which sits on the trailer
    You bought you a boat now, so act like a sailor
    Cole Cash has been passed she sure is no looker
    that boats had more pilots than a 10 dollar hooker
    The only time its been fast is when its driving away
    the previous owner said thank god I sold it today
    They must have been blind why couldnt they see
    The transom is rotten and the deck where it tee's
    You say you have a cock, nuthin says you dont even have a weenie
    nuthin covers his head with a wannabe gangster beenie
    And I guess I have shrunk Nuthin says hes taller
    How can that be when he's 4 inches smaller
    Yes I have a Canyon I know you are jealous
    Be careful what you say dont get overzealous
    And my boat will be there as it always has
    and yes on the motor I dont need no laughing gas
    But the bottle will be in it I gaurantee you that
    But this is all for none cause your boat as always has sat
    Ya know do I really need to continue, your shit sat on the trailer last NYD when Hendrix called you out you remember. You just sat there after towing all that way. Rough water your ass Steel comp ran his boat against Sangster where were you. And you are calling Whitie out PUUUHHHLLLEEASSEE I am through with this and have got to put a little 468 together to clean yo clock my 532 will wait as I dont want to waste a pass on the rods. Furthermore Start with DA Bull NYD and see how you do than move onto Sangster as I gaurantee you he will serve you as well.
    r

  10. #80
    QuickJet
    here's one for quickjet......
    you talk a big game
    like your boat runs hard
    looking for fame
    though you sound like a tard
    change your cam
    maybe your gears
    busy with pastor sam
    gettin ****ed in the rear
    cole cash is a bucket
    we'll let it slide
    oh well **** it
    your wife's on my side
    you go to lake
    what do we see
    your the big flake
    who squats to pee
    we know I'll win
    we know it's fun
    tell your wife thanks
    for the beautiful son
    Well look who showed up
    here you won't get a break,
    did you ever get Pinkney's prop
    from out of the lake?
    This is a mans thread
    and requires retention,
    of course your' just here
    seaking attention
    So since you are nobody
    and can't write a song,
    I'll put you on Dave's team
    right where you belong
    You have no mill in your hull
    no power to shred,
    cause your stringers are empty
    just like your head
    Girls and boats
    are your biggest fears,
    and you've been in neither
    in over 3 years
    Now try to keep up
    this moves pretty fast,
    you've heard that before
    two Junes before last
    Your boat was a pig
    and so was the driver,
    you could of put Dave in the seat
    we would of been none the wiser
    Now go back to your hang out
    I'm begging you please,
    cause I know they all miss you
    at Chucky Cheese.

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