ram air cupholders

[cyclone]

that's right guys, the future is just around the corner. what speed parts will put your jet in the winner's circle next year???

[HammerDown]

Carbon Fiber Pin stripes

[cyclone]

lmfao!

[Hotcrusader76]

I'm hoping to have a new BullSH*t gauge from Autometer here soon. The higher the reading the faster your boat runs.

[Tom Foolery]

I'll be doing major remodel this year. I'll be moving the motor & pump to the front of the boat. This will give me better handeling in the turns.

[cyclone]

i hear the BS gauges are on backorder but i also heard that Autometer's new Smacktalk gauge is available in both electric or mechanical versions.

[cyclone]

Tom Foolery- are you moving the motor so that it'll be easier to avoid hitting disco's boat?

[Tom Foolery]

cyclone:
Tom Foolery- are you moving the motor so that it'll be easier to avoid hitting disco's boat? I'm expecting a 358% increase in manuverability from the FDS (Front Drive System) which will make me 370% more in control (the extra 12% is my estimated skill increase by next year) so i should have no troube avoiding boats next year.
PS. for the record I was not one of the attackers on Disco's Boat.

[cyclone]

i know you weren't but with all of that new control you could iceskate around his boat with no problems and just make him nervous.

[Hallett19]

I heard havasu barney is putting the finishing touches on a "dark side" guage ...... By the way, if eggbeaters are the darkside, can we officially dub jet boats "the force" ?