The Husband Store...

[cdog]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a
>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is
>a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE
>!
>
>
>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper
>ascends the flights.
>
>There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor,
>or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except
to
>exit the building !
>
>
>
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>
>
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have
>jobs.
>
>
>
>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
>
>
>
>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and
>are extremely good looking.
>
>
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
>fourth
>floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
>drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
>
>
>
>"Oh, mercy me !" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it"
>
>
>
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men
>have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and
>have a strong romantic streak.
>
>
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign
>reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
no men
>on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible
>to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>
>
>A New Wives store has just opened across the street. The first floor
has
>wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have
>money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.....

[GHT]

Nice...

[INSman]

Classic, there we have it !!

[Beer Factor]

That sums it up! :rollside: