Reply With QuoteIf your dumb....you better be strong!
Muscle memory seems to be the easy way these days....or is it?
A fairly safe Holiday Weekend on the Strip.
2 minor accidents. No one hurt.
4 swamped boats.
1 near drowning, Victim is OK.
1 Jumper from the Big Bend area. Head & Neck injury. Flown out, Current status unknown
8 Arrested for Extreme OUI. (above .15%)
7 Arrested for OUI. (.08% - .14%)
1 Floating Domestic Violence (Both parties in Jail)
The Dumb and Dumber award has to go to a couple of idiots from the Keys. We stop a PWC on the River, about 1:00 Sunday afternoon. Neither has on a lifejacket. The driver of the PWC goes to jail for Extreme OUI (He was .172%)
He gets the bondsman to post his $1,000 bail to get him out. His buddy drives up to our place about an hour later to pick him up. He's also wasted. He gets arrested for Extreme DUI. (He was .260%)
So think about it. Your buddy gets arrested for drunk driving, so YOU (drunker than your buddy) drive to the Cop-Shop to pick him up.
This is your Brain!
This is your Brain at the River.
Hope everyone had a safe weekend.
If your dumb....you better be strong!
Muscle memory seems to be the easy way these days....or is it?
Those are two idiots that should not have been behind the wheel of anything.
They aren't the sharpest crayons in the box...
Boatcop:
The Dumb and Dumber award has to go to a couple of idiots from the Keys...Dave and Andy?
Actually, I have a similar (non-river) story.
My old roomate gets stopped at a DUI checkpoint. He is about to be taken in, when he pulls out the uncle's "get out of jail free" card. The officer says that since his uncle is a LEO, he can go to a payphone, and call someone to pick him up.
On his way to the payphone...he says to himself, "hmmm...those guys aren't really watching me"...and proceeds to get back in his car and drive off. He got the DUI.
Don't wanna be swimmin' in that gene pool...
that is sure a dumb and dumber story LOL.oh but then again it is lake lice
are the 4 swampings another term for sunken boats?
Boatcop:
A fairly safe Holiday Weekend on the Strip.
7 Arrested for OUI. (.08% - .14%)
Does this include the idiot that CRIT picked up at Bluewater on Friday night after he took a little gel off of the Party Cat.
I heard he blew a .13 something.
DUDE, THOSE ASSHOLES KILL IT!!!!!!
The friggin' morons deserve whatever comes their way. Some people just don't get it. Thanks for the report Alan.
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