Urgent ......Press Release from Texas

[Troubles No More]

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling - and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention,
the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him.

[Mandelon]

That's a good one...
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st
pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former
U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president.
And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die", and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the
plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the
United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader
of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a
Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my schoolbag."

[Ziggy]

Mandelon:
That's a good one...
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st
pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former
U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president.
And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die", and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the
plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the
United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader
of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a
Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my schoolbag." ROTFLMAO Excellent!

[Rexone]

Mandelon:
That's a good one...
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st
pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former
U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president.
And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die", and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the
plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the
United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader
of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a
Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my schoolbag."