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Thread: Women in the shower

  1. #1
    Jungle Boy
    How to Shower Like a Woman
    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
    to lights and darks.
    2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
    along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
    more sit-ups.
    4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
    loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
    5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    vitamins.
    6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
    7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
    natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
    until red..
    9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
    10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
    11. Shave armpits and legs.
    12. Turn off shower.
    13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
    Tilex
    14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
    hair in super absorbent towel.
    15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
    16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    How To Shower Like a Man
    1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
    in a pile.
    2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
    wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    3. Look in the mirror, look at your wiener and scratch your ass.
    4. Get in the shower.
    5. Wash your face.
    6. Wash your armpits.
    7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
    sound in the shower.
    9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
    11. Shampoo your hair.
    12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
    13. Pee.
    14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
    15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
    was hanging out of tub the whole time.
    16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
    17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
    18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife,
    pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'sound again.
    19. Throw wet towel on bed.
    If there is anyone out there who did not laugh at the truth behind
    this, then you are not very honest, or there's just something very
    wrong with you.
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  2. #2
    hoolign
    Aint it the goddamn truth though

  3. #3
    jlnorthrup122
    and that my friend is why my shower room is such a cluster****!

  4. #4
    jlnorthrup122
    and there is that ****ing hoolagin and that ****ing avitar agaim!

  5. #5
    mike37
    You must have a camera in my house
    I could not stop laughing after this part
    Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
    wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

  6. #6
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    LMFAO!!

  7. #7
    Boozer
    I just forwarded this to every person that I know. It's Friggen Hillarious.

  8. #8
    mike37
    Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
    wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound and chase her down the hall.is a littel more accurate

  9. #9
    VillainDave
    I'm at a loss for words!

  10. #10
    little rowe boat
    Make woo woo sounds. Freakin hilarious

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