This is a joke, please take it that way:
Years from now, as we all must, Clinton dies. And of course, goes to hell. As he arives the devil greets him with the usual, how would you like to spend eternity, we have three choices. The ex pres says "Now look here devil, I was the most powerful man on earth at one time, as an ex president I demand the respect I've earned!" The devil says Ok, here are your choices and opens door #1. There hanging on the wall is Newt Gindrich being beaten with a whip and chain.. "Oh no" says the ex pres, "hey devil, l was the president! that won't do"! Ok, says the devil, and opens door #2, there, on a spit is Rush Limbaugh, slowly being roasted over hot coals. "Oh no devil, I was the most powerful man on earth, you've got to do better than this." So the devil goes to door #3, and there, he sees Ken Starr standing with Monica Lewinski on her knees in front of him, doing what she does best.. "Now you're getting it", clinton says to the devil, "This I can relate to." So this is your choice then", the devil asks Clinton. "Sure" says the ex pres, grinning from ear to ear. So the devil says," Okay Monica, you can get up now, you've been replaced"