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    Gman
    A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf...Of course,
    the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window
    of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
    The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
    go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy
    drive is going to cost us."
    So, the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
    voice said, "Come on in."
    When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
    was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
    near the broken window.
    A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
    window?"
    "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
    "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually, I want to thank you. You see, I'm
    a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
    that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
    each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
    out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
    "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And,
    I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now, you, young lady, what do
    you want?" the genie asked.
    "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
    in the world," she said.
    "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
    from fire, burglary, and natural disasters!"
    "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
    "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
    in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
    now have a fortune and all those houses. What do you think?"
    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
    Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
    you, honey?"
    "You know I love you, sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
    you!"
    So, the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
    the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about
    three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
    her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
    "Why, we're both 35," she responded, breathlessly.
    "No Kidding. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

  2. #2
    Gman
    Damn it RD. Can't ya just laugh? It's funny either way though. Hell I have used the leprachaun one before

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