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Got this em to me today. It is the scam regarding Nigera funds. Once they get your bank account info of course they wipe it out. Anyhow, can any of you guys come up with some funny ideas to screw with these guys?
Here it is:
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
PLS. REPLY TO: jumai_b40@indiatimes.com
My Dear Friend,
I am highly compelled upon strict recommendation, to write you this very
urgent and confidential letter. I do hope my letter will not embarrass you
since I had no previous correspondence with you. I hope this mail will not
come to you as a surprise.
I am sending this proposal with due sense of humanity, responsibility and
with few awareness that you will give it a sympathetic attention. I regree
t the inconvenience it may cause you based on the condition that we have not
met before.
I am Mrs. Jumai Mustapha, the wife of Al Mustapha, personal assistant
to the Late head of state of Federal Republic of Nigeria - General Sani Abacha.
I am contacting you in view of the fact that we will be of great assistance
to each other like wise developing a cordial relationship.
My husband along with the head of state and top officials of their past
administration has been accused of looting several Billion United States
Dollars from the Nigeria Government. The current attitude of the
present government towards my family has indeed made life quite unbearable for us.
See through these sites and find government lies against my family and our fate.
It is blackmail. Up till now, no body has been jailed. They keep detaining without trial.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/474854.stm
http://www.swissinfo.org/sen/Swissin...05&sid=1828329
Fortunately, Al Mustapha my Husband has Twelve million and five hundred
thousand United States Dollars(US$12.5 million) cash, which he intended to use for
investment purposes overseas. This money is kept in a private security company.
This money was deposited for safe keeping in the security vault
of a freighting agency here by my husband preparatory to being air lifted abroad
for investment purposes before his arrest leaving a clause that it could only be
claimed by an expertriate partner. It is only my husband and myself that know
where the money is kept.
Due to the current situation in the country concerning governments vendetta
toward my family, we seek your assistance to transfer this money out of Nigeria
for the purpose of investment as intended by my husband.
Note that my family is currently being probed by this present government
for alleged involvement in misappropriation of public funds during their regime.
Towards this effect, an embargo restricting my family members from traveling
or carrying out financial transactions without their express permission is in force.
Right now, my husband (Al Mustapha) is under arrest and is being detained in
connection to the above and other activities of his late Boss.
However, I have an arrangement on how to freight this money
to you after receiving some assurances from you of the safety our own
share and that you will only take the commission that we will offer you.
This money personally belongs to my husband and he intends that it still
be used for investment. No record ever existed concerning this money,
neither is the money traceable by the government because there
is no documentation concerning the funds in the Federal Treasury.
The freighting company to be used has now been introduced to me and as so
on as we receive your readiness to assist us recieve this fund we shall
formalize the deposit documents in your name and reach an agreement with
them to air lift the consignment for your pick up.
Bearing in mind that your assistance is needed to transfer this fund, we
propose a commission of 15%(Fifteen Percent) of the total sum to you for
the expected services and assistance. While 5% is mapped out
for miscellaneous expenses.
On your positive consent, I shall expect you to contact me urgently to
enable us discuss about this. Your urgent response is highly needed. I must
use this opportunity to implore you to exercise utmost indulgence to keep
this matter extraordinarily confidential, while I await your prompt response.
Best regards,
MRS. JUMAI AL MUSTAPHA
You can alternatively reply to: jumai_muspha@netzero.com
Start putting his name on some porn e-mail lists...
Havasu Hangin':
Start putting his name on some porn e-mail lists... That would eb a good one....lets here some more
Give my account info...maybe he could do better with it than I do.
Tom, I can't believe you are not wathcing the Ducks loose tonight! As for me, their on a break, 2 zip against the Ducks
I let them know I would help, but first I needed them to send $12,000 to clear up an overdue account..... Never did hear back...
Yah, put them on porn lists, that is good!
no send it to me i'll use it for gas and oil .
I don`t think there is anyone with an active email address that didn`t get that one months back.
Mandelon:
Yah, put them on porn lists, that is good!
Put them on a gay S&M porn list. idea
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