Which sign are you?

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Aquarius (Jan. 23 - Feb. 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing jerk.
Pisces (Feb. 23- Mar. 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. YOU ARE A PRICK.
Aries (Mar. 23- April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
Taurus (April 23- May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned COMMUNIST.
Gemini (May 23- June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little . This is because you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23-July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everyone in prison is a cancer.
Leo (July 23- Aug. 22) You consider yourself a born learder. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother****ers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while ****ing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably QUEER. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. ALL Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov.22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius(Nov. 23-Dec. 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec. 23- Jan. 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

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Oh, I almost forgot, wink wink wink

[LUVNLIFE]

I'm a Leo. Damn the truth hurts. devil

[Hal]

[ May 26, 2003, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Hal ]

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Hal:
ask away.... but do you really honestly think I will? ....NOT eek!

[Hal]

I was just kiddin ya topless...I lost my head for a second.Just came in out of the sun. No harm no foul...
[ May 26, 2003, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: Hal ]

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Hal:
I was just kiddin ya topless...I lost my head for a second... So don't be shy, what sign are you???? I'm Capricorn. Think I was born under the wrong sign though.

[Havasu Hangin']

I must have born in multiple months...

[boatnam2]

mabe i should start looking for a burial plot im scorpio and it dont sound good for me!

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Havasu Hangin':
I must have born in multiple months... LMAO.......(notice the smileys that mean I am joking )