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Thread: Man Did I Score!!!

  1. #1
    HammerDown
    So I'm returning my empty shopping cart to, ya know one of those storage area's in the parking lot..And I'm starting to walk away...and I see a LARGE Package on the bottom of one of the other carts, eek! (the lower shelf under the basket) that some obviously forgot. I'm thinking...what could that be This is could be my lucky day!..Soooooo I'm looking around to see if anybody is kinda looking for something lost. I'm being way cool. ..ya know. (All's clear)...I grab the LARGE MASSIVE Square Bag AaaaannnddD...BINGO! I get myself a 24, yep a 24 pack of Charmin Ultra Ass Paper!
    Hey...it's softer and Thicker than ever!
    Well it just dosent get any better than that
    Well... I'm sure Tom Brown can appreciate my score!
    [ July 31, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]

  2. #2
    SCUBA STEVE
    I thought you scored on a case of beer!

  3. #3
    Ziggy
    Please don't squeaze the Charmin or Mr. Whipple will chase you down wink

  4. #4
    miller19j
    I just gave you five stars for that! It’s the simple things in life that make you happy like a free package of shit tickets!

  5. #5
    JetBoatRich
    It could come in handy, when your not feeling dandy

  6. #6
    HammerDown
    SCUBA STEVE:
    I thought you scored on a case of beer! I've got the Ass paper for the Beer Squirts after-wards

  7. #7
    HammerDown
    miller19j:
    I just gave you five stars for that! It’s the simple things in life that make you happy like a free package of shit tickets! SHIT TICKETS!!!! ROTFLMFAO...big time

  8. #8
    ROZ
    That is a score! Now you don't have to feel guilty after using half a roll after wiping yer ass!

  9. #9
    AquaBoogie
    TP for my bunghole.

  10. #10
    Jetdriver
    did he say SHIT TICKETS???? that get 5 from me!
    [ July 31, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Jetdriver ]

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