Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the
>> > battered
>> > > >wives' shelter?
>> > > > A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
>> > > > A: Something a woman does while a guy is ****ing her.
>> > > >
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
>> > > > A: They don't ****ing listen.
Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
>> > > > A: Gonorrhea
Q: How can you tell a macho woman?
>> > > > A: She rolls her own tampons.
Q: What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
>> > > > A: Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at
>>least
>> > > >13 years old.
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>> > > > A: Marry it.
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
>> > > > A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
>> > > > A: Because women don't get blow jobs while they're
>>driving.
Q: What's the difference between mayonnaise &semen?
>> > > > A: Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at
>>thirty
>> > > >miles an hour.
Q: What's a mixed feeling?
>> > > > A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
>>your
>> > new
>> > > >car.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
>> > > > A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>> > > >
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
>> > > > A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
>> > > > A: You know she'll swallow.
>> > > >
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on
>>the
>> > > >same day in Iraq?
>> > > > A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>> > > > A: They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that
>>kick.