Compliments....

[DickDanger]

I had a girl compliment me not too long ago, and what she said was something to the effect of:
"Do you ever thank God for making you so handsome?"
Of course, my response was...
"No, I curse Him for making my dick so small."
Man, do I know how to take a compliment or what???
-DD Out

[betty boop]

but women do love honesty!!!

[DickDanger]

Yeah, MOST of the time. I can think of a few times when honesty is NOT the best policy...
"Yep, that skirt does make your ass look fat."
"I am really just interested in getting laid tonight, can we just skip the talking part?"
" I have no future plans for my life other than seeing how long I can make one pair of underwear last..."
LMAO...-DD Out

[Kim Hanson]

sunbunny:
but women do love honesty!!! You just have to word it right and he score's..j/k..I say it how I see it and honesty got me more...ahhh..hand shakes.....( . )( . )......lmao