Microsoft vs GM

[Miss Behavin]

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly
compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If
GM
had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would
all
be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a
press release stating: If GM had developed technology
like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the
following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice
a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you
would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
you
could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left
turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to
restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the
sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy
to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning
lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An
Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car
would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously
lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio
antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would
have to learn how to drive all over again because none
of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

[Blown 472]

[ February 03, 2003, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: Blown 472 ]

[Jungle Boy]

That's a good one.

[bigq]

I don't get it, I have never needed to reboot my DOS OS from Microsoft.As a matter of fact I just upgraded to 5.5 and man is it stable and fast.

[JetBoatRich]

That is funny, but true wink

[Mandelon]

Just like me.