Monday night humor

[woodster]

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As
he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out
of bed and ties him up in a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband
tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll
kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey.
I love you, too."

[fourspeednup]

Didn't see that one coming.
These boards are addicting, I have homework to do but just can't stop lurking.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

lmfao!!

[TANGO424]

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