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Thread: Anyone Speak Klingon?

  1. #1
    Her454
    True Story. Portland News reported this morning that the cities Mental Health is looking for people that speak fluent Klingon as they have many many patients that they cannot communicate with as that is their only language! Apparently they are difficult to treat as the doctors do not understand Klingon and need to be "schooled" on the language. What the hell is the world (or should I say "planet") comming to? Hope I didnt offend any Trekkkkiiiis. eek!
    [ May 12, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Her454 ]

  2. #2
    Liberator TJ1984
    I'll try anything if it gets her over the HUMP

  3. #3
    Blown 472
    Stop feeding them and see how quickly they remember how to speak.

  4. #4
    TripleThreat
    "I heard somewhere that they actually have dictionaries etc.. for that sorta thing."
    Translation:
    "I have one."

  5. #5
    Liberator TJ1984
    Kling-ons.... yuk
    Blast them With enough Gas Pressure and they will leave.. eek!
    or just use a better brand of toilet paper
    maybe I got the wrong kind of Klingon here wink

  6. #6
    Her454
    RiverDave:
    I heard somewhere that they actually have dictionaries etc.. for that sorta thing.
    RD Yes, that was in the news report too, its a language all its own - and apparently widely used.
    Amongst the nutts away.

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    058
    Traci, After several cocktails I speak fluent Klingon and sometimes communicate with the mothership.

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    Ziggy
    Opps, thought for a second this was about Pasties...not Kling-Ons . Sorry.
    Aren't Kling-ons the friends that stay friendly with ya during the summer months??

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    058
    Ziggy:
    Opps, thought for a second this was about Pasties...not Kling-Ons . Sorry.
    Aren't Kling-ons the friends that stay friendly with ya during the summer months?? No, Kling-ons are those little things one has when they don't use toilet paper.

  10. #10
    HCS
    058:
    Ziggy:
    Opps, thought for a second this was about Pasties...not Kling-Ons . Sorry.
    Aren't Kling-ons the friends that stay friendly with ya during the summer months?? No, Kling-ons are those little things one has when they don't use toilet paper.

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