For those who don't know Jack Schitt.......

[comin' unscrewed]

http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm
Pretty cute Schitt.

[spectratoad]

I am gonna have to watch that a few times and memorize that. Great party story.

[Whatboat]

What a bunch of schitt

[kcm21]

that was hilarious!
five stars for that one.
-kev-

[JetBoatRich]

That was great, e-mailed to a few schitt heads!

[HighRoller]

I emailed a similar thing to my dad,he is a geneology FREAK,I think he traced our family origin down to Adam and Eve and still isn't satisfied!!

[BloodShot]

Schitt, That was funny!!!
Derek

[Raskal]

THATS GOOD SCHITT

[Sked]

The history of S.H.I.T.:
Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship.
In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is methane gas.
As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can imagine what could (and did) happen.
Methane gas began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening.
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit."
In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Bet you didn't know the history of that word.
Neither did I. I always thought it was a sports term.
[ September 23, 2002, 01:37 AM: Message edited by: JSSK88 ]

[timitunnel]

Now I'm confused. I've always been told that I was Fulla Schitt. wink