EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD should now feel better about their chances with women

[MagicMtnDan]

When most people look at VERNE TROYER, they see Mini-Me, the tiny evil clone from the Austin Powers films. When GENEVIEVE GALLEN looks at him, she sees 32 smoldering inches of future husband. At 6 foot 2 inch, Gallen might seem an unlikely match for Troyer, 34, but he and the yoga instructor, 29, have been dating for a year and will marry in November. (As Austin Powers might say, the mechanics of it are just mind boggling.) If anyone's looking for a wedding present, we suggest a stepladder. (as reported in TIME Magazine)

[MagicMtnDan]

And the Top Ten Reasons Magic Mtn Dan thinks she's marrying him:
#10: Do you think she uses him like a dildoe?
#9: Maybe she's into fisting and finds him a lot better than a hand?
#*: He brings a whole new meaning to the term "giving head."
#7: Maybe she can't have kids so this is her alternative.
#6: Some women will marry anyone for money.
#5: Maybe she was picked on when she was little.
#4: Maybe she has a VERY tight pussy.
#3: Maybe she's a lesbian.
#2: She's more into yoga than sex.
And the number one reason the 6'2" Genevieve Gallen is marrying the 2'9" Vern (Mini-Me) Troyer is...Mini-Me is actually hung like a pony.

[Jbb]

More Mini!...lol

[Mandelon]

Amazing. Maybe if I cut off my legs, I'll have a chance with her..

[HOOTER SLED-]

I bet when he's bangin' that, it looks like a Chihuahua humpin her leg.
He stands up while doin her doggie, on the bed!

[Freak]

How about the little guy is a star and most of all his MONEY!!!!!!!

[Essex502]

I heard that "little people" or the "height challenged" tend not to live long lives...maybe she's just in it for the money and since he probably has some dough, she'll inherit it sooner.

[Freak]

Essex you are a wise man... She is in it for the sort term marrage = long term big money..

[Trailer Park Casanova]

"Money and Fame makes a man taller and more Handsome"
-Mickey Rooney

[jlnorthrup122]

Why the hell do yah gotta make fun of me like that? I get the ladies cause I am a smooth operator and well I have the silver tounge!! so I think that well I guess you shouldn't be jellouse of that dude he's got a small dick so whats he gona do with those hoes? stick his arm in it? but that dude is cool you gotta hand it to him!