The Truth Of The Matter Is....

[Liberator TJ1984]

It's tough being a man...
>
>a.. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
> the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
>
>b.. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
>
>c.. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
>
>d.. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>e.. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is
> exploitation.
>
>f.. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should
> get off your ass and find something better.
>
>g.. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
>
>h.. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
>i.. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
>
>j.. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
>
>k.. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an
> insensitive bastard.
>
>l.. If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
>
>m.. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
>
>n.. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a
> chauvinist.
>
>o.. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a
> liberated woman.
>
>p.. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
> domination.
>
>q.. If she asks you, it's a favor.
>
>r.. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear,
> you're a pervert.
>
>s.. If you don't, you're gay.
>
>t.. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,
> you're sexist.
>
>u.. If you don't, you're unromantic.
>
>v.. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
>
>w.. If you don't, you're a slob.
>
>x.. If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
>
>y.. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
>z.. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of
> yourself.
>
>aa.. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
>
>ab.. If she has a headache, she's tired.
>
>ac.. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
>
>ad.. If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
>
>ae.. If you don't, there must be someone else.
>

[Blown 472]

amen

[Laveyman]

Oh so true!

[058]

Ain't that the friggin' truth. eek!

[MJ19]

now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life.

[JetBoatRich]

Is that what it is, mine is fine.

[Her454]

MJ19:
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. I second that. wink

[gigamurph]

In danger of restartin' the ever ongoin' debate, I have to say "AMEN AND HALLELUJAH BROTHERS!" ...and girls, we all know that they are all "THE RIGHT WOMAN" until those magical little words "I DO". Because all of us know that after she says "I DO" , she most likely won't again in this life!...and as for you guys that it hasn't happened to yet; I only have one thing to say; "TIME RELEASE" . Give it a few more years and you'll be singin' a different tune! If not, God bless ya! You're one of the lucky .0000000000000000002% that actually did get the right woman! wink

[lghtnin33]

love the post man! it's soooooo true. just have to show'um how HARD things can get if you know what i mean and if that dont work, take'em shopping cause there are some wonderful home grown's in the produce department that's sure to please even the most demanding of women. then hey you can make a salad of the leftovers

[lakesmodified]

TRUE TRUE!