A Beer challenge...

[1stepcloser]

PUSSY VS. BEER...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer is satisfying.
Having an ice cold pussy is not.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming a pussy,
you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
Only 24 beers come in a box...
Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will
definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
Six beers in a night and you better not drive. Six pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Pussy
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will
have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Pussy
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog that you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Friends freely share beer.
Friends are reluctant to share pussy.
Advantage: Beer.

[Havasu_Dreamin]

1stepcloser:
PUSSY VS. BEER...
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.Well, I'm sure Nevada gets it's cut of the pie, so to speak.

[LeadFootTheRabbit]

Beer doesn't moan when you sluurrp it.
Advantage: PUSSY
LDFTRBT

[jus a baker]

beer dosen't care if you bring home another to enjoy.

[H2451]

You know the best thing about getting a hummer?
.....the 5 minutes of silence.
Advantage: Beer

[STROKE420]

THATS GOOD 420 OUT eek!

[Miss hack job]

Very Funny! I like!