Reply With QuoteThat is awesome. I don't think I will have the chance to use it though. My wife would kill me.
This pre-booty call agreement, here in after called the AGREEMENT , is made between _______ and________, two consenting adults. This AGREEMENT , is entered inti this_____day of_____, 2003.
The following conditions shall apply to both parties unless otherwise agreed to by both parties:
1. No sleeping over
2. No meeting in public places
3. No calls before 12:00am
4. None of that"lovemaking" shit
5. No emotional discussions. (ex: where are we headed with this? You know where its headed-to the bedroom only!)
6. No plans made in advance.....that's why your called the backup!
7. No non-sexual gifts.
8. No baby talk. (talking dirty is encouraged)
9. No callin for chit-chat between booty calls.
10. No asking for comparisons with former lovers.
(in fact, no convo at all!)
11. No kissing too intimately.
12. No calling each other "friends with benefits".
(We are not friends and won't be)
13. Calling out the wrong name is Ok . (Phrases such as "honestly I was thinking about Jada Pinkett/Brad Pitt" are completely acceptable)
14. No extra clothing. ( I don't want your ass leaving anything behind that might identify you.)
15. No guilt about falling asleep right after sex.
16. No getting offended if you are not asked if you enjoyed it( I don't care)....and don't ask me! I'll get mine and you worry about yours, we start at the same time.
17. I will not walk you to the car/door for any reason.
18. If anyone ask who you are, the standard responce will be "aan associate from work".
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes for both of us.
20. This agreement is strickly confidental between the two consenting adults, no discussion about it.
I agree to the aforementioned terms. Both consenting adults must agree upon any alterations or amendments. If any party attempts to change or alter any terms of this AGREEMENT without mutual consent, this AGREEMENT will automatically become nul and void with no obligations due to either party.
_________________ ______________
Signature Date
_________________ ______________
Signature Date
That is awesome. I don't think I will have the chance to use it though. My wife would kill me.
LMFAO!!!!!!
it is nice that someone finally put the rules into print.
spectratoad:
That is awesome. I don't think I will have the chance to use it though. My wife would kill me.
That is some funny shit! I love it
[/QB]My mind is playing tricks on me!!!![/QUOTE]
Geto boys....
[ August 14, 2003, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: hd&boatrider ]
Yep, you got it Hd....
Aqua Boogie1:
Yep, you got it Hd....
That is some funny s#*t. HD, did you have a hand in writing that contract? Sounds a lot like some stuff you have talked about in the past!
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