I posted this on the HB - Central board, but thought I'd throw it up here for discussion and a good laugh.
I don't know how many Illinois boaters are on this board, but if there are you need to see this:
Reflective Tape Law
It says that any boat titled or registered in Illinois be required to have minimum 1" reflective tape down the length of each side of the boat. (The original bill nad it ALL THE WAY AROUND!)
From my understanding it was proposed after a 14 year old girl took off in a small boat (without permission) and broke down out on the water. She was found safe, but the search was hampered by darkness. The mental midget who authored and introduced this bill feels that the tape would reflect spotlights and allow for easier rescue.
And I thought California had some fupped duck laws. This one takes the cake.
Maybe the land of fruits and nuts is slowly moving eastward. (I hope it passes over Arizona. Maybe I should smear sheeps blood on the desert to be sure.)