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Thread: New Disorder

  1. #1
    AZKC
    I think I might have this... What about you?
    Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.-Age Activated Attention Deficit
    Disorder. This is how it manifests:
    I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there
    is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash
    the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the
    trashcan under the table, and notice that the trashcan is full.
    So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash
    first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take
    out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
    I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check
    left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where
    I find the bottle of coke that I had been drinking.
    I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke aside so
    that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the coke! e is getting
    warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
    As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter
    catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the coke down on the
    counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all
    morning.
    I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the
    flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with
    water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen
    table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking
    for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so
    I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water
    the flowers.
    I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So,
    I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the
    spill.<BR!
    Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
    At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is
    a warm bottle of coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered,
    there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I
    can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
    Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled
    because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize
    this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first
    I'll check my e-mail.
    Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because
    I don't remember to whom it has been sent.
    **************************
    I now know you are never to old for AAADD !

  2. #2
    MJ19
    Sounds Vaguely Familiar

  3. #3
    Blown 472
    MJ19:
    Sounds Vaguely Familiar Where are my pics of you in your undies damn it.

  4. #4
    HCS
    Sounds like my days off. When I get up to do what I wanted to do, I end up doing everything I didn't plan on doing, then by the end of the day I didn't get done what I wanted to do. So I drink a beer and start over the next day.

  5. #5
    MJ19
    Like me today...I should be studying for my final tomorrow in HISTORY! cry
    But instead I'm hangout here...Well I am going to attempt to make a cup of JOE (did 78 hear that?) and then back to my studies!
    As for pics in my undies...you gotta talk to Miller about that. Swim Suits were one thing
    [ December 17, 2002, 10:47 AM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

  6. #6
    twistedpair
    I've been diagnosed with a similar affliction. C.R.S. . Can't Remember Shit!

  7. #7
    Sangster
    AZKC..You got it too...

  8. #8
    AZKC
    Got What???
    LD

  9. #9
    HCS
    Better go see a med. eek!

  10. #10
    MJ19
    just don't 'forget' to take your meds

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