Headlines from 2050

[Jbb]

Headlines from 2050*
California to Be Re-admitted to Union
Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock
Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens
Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants
Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders
D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow
Authentic Year 2000 Chad Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's
Court Clears AOLTimeWarnerGE-DisneyCiscoFordRJR-NabiscoExxon-Mobil of Monopoly Charges
50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss
Baby Conceived Naturally
Cal Ripken Jr. Reduced to DH Role
Already-expensive stadium beer to face price increase this season.
Postal service rate hike approved: first class stamp now $473.26 (up from $473.14).
NARAL approves new sign caption: "Billions and Billions Slaughtered"
"Liturgical sodomy" approved for new Episcopal missal.
Dick Clark to host gala New Year's spectacular on ABC
Texas Democrat legislators flee to Mars.
Jenna Bush Presidential library opens near Austin.
97-year-old Michael Jackson loses parole bid.
Korean War Centenniel exhibit, "MASH Was Fiction", draws record crowds.
Green Party demands larger hippy reservation: "Marin County not enough," declare aging activists.
President Chelsea Clinton Jr. becomes first President to marry her life partner in a White House Ceramony"
"Hillary Up For Parole"
Great-great-great grandson of former President Bill Clinton arrested on rape charges
Tom Daschle IV "deeply saddened" by all of the above...

[mikev]

good one

[HalletDave]

[FMluvswater]

JETBOAT BRIAN:
Headlines from 2050*
Dick Clark to host gala New Year's spectacular on ABC The rest got smirks and smiles but that one made me laugh! He's a vampire isn't he? The dude doesn't age ... it's frightening! LOL!