Reply With Quotenicetoo dam funny
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you.
nice
Very creative well done
Thats some funny shit.
Good: Your wife(girlfriend)wants to make love.
Bad: She's on the rag!
ugly: You do it anyway.
LOL
Good: Your sons picture is on the Wheeties box
Better: your girlfriends picture is in Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit edition
Best: Wifes picture is on the back of the milk Carton
Oh no I didn't really post that, I'm kidding honey it's a joke..... LOL
Chuck
OMG Mike those were hilarious!
HARDCORE-SKI:
Good: Your wife(girlfriend)wants to make love.
Bad: She's on the rag!
ugly: You do it anyway.Are you serious? I enjoy a woman's musk and menstruation brings on industrial levels of it.
Lubrication is a good idea when the gravy is flowing and so is tampon removal. Those strings will give you rope burn.
Nice post, Mike.
Good: I'm on Hot Boat Forum (a lot)
Bad: I don't have a boat
Ugly: You all have great looking boats! (I want one)
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