Reply With QuoteThat sounds about right! I'm at the beginning of my 2nd lap through...
FIVE KINDS OF SEX
1.The first is Smurf Sex.
This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2.The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3.The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4.The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "**** you!"
5.There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room....
That sounds about right! I'm at the beginning of my 2nd lap through...
I'm on #4 right now.
Must be moving right up!
The wife and I are happily at #4 and I think she has a good idea that #5 would not be very profitable; so I guess we're stuck at #4! Am glad that we finally got past #2 though! Geezus those kitchen tables were expensive! But did that floor ever shine!
They missed the 4 1/2, do it where ever you feel like doing it golf courses, freeways etc a little imagination keeps spice in it gents, freaks them out too!.......( . )( . ).....
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