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This is proof that you don't need brains to be wealthy....
78Eliminator:
This is proof that you don't need brains to be wealthy.... Then what is my problem??
I was thinking the same thing about myself. To be honest, I started out with a decent head on my shoulders, so I thought that if I drank and smoked alot, it would make me less intelligent and therefore, wealthy.....so far, no luck. Just stupid and poor with a bad liver, sensative stomach and short breathed.
To start with, you're the mayor of Freakville. <- for Blown
There are people who have done very well for themselves with intellect, hard work, and a small amount of luck.
[ April 18, 2003, 10:29 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]
Not exactly the quote word for word, but the punch line is a quote........."It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago!" -former VP Dan Quayle
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Al Gore is on there twice.....and we didn't elect him President! Weeeeell, we did but we didn't! Whatever! Anyways, just think of the soundbytes we could be enjoyin' from the Oval Office at this very moment.....
Tom Brown:
To start with, you're the mayor of Freakville. <- for Blown
There are people who have done very well for themselves with intellect, hard work, and a small amount of luck. So, does that mean I get to pass laws, and show up to the office nekked and rub my junk on the cheese??
"...is our children learning?" George W. Bush
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