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Thread: Has anyone been to the Marlboro Ranch in Montana?

  1. #11
    GunninGopher
    I think you should go.
    ...After dinner, when everyone steps out for a smoke, step out with them...
    I'm pretty sure nobody "steps out" for a smoke at this place!!!

  2. #12
    GunninGopher
    The activities are:
    fly fishing
    whitewater rafting at Yellowstone
    horseback riding
    mountain biking
    a ton of evening events
    I wonder how the heavy smokers are going to take to the biking at a 6,000' altituide?
    I just confirmed and am waiting for more information to come in the mail.

  3. #13
    Tom Brown
    They've probably got a crew standing by in case someone melts a hole in an inflatable raft with the heater on their smoke.

  4. #14
    Jbb
    The activities are:
    fly fishing
    whitewater rafting at Yellowstone
    horseback riding
    mountain biking
    a ton of evening events
    I wonder how the heavy smokers are going to take to the biking at a 6,000' altituide?
    I just confirmed and am waiting for more information to come in the mail.
    With additional activities
    Chemotherapy Bingo
    Emphysema awarness seminar...

  5. #15
    Tom Brown
    With additional activities ....
    Cooking with that pre-smoke morning loogie - Why waste perfectly good tobacco tar? Hock up a fantastic breakfast condiment!
    Seminar: How to win every argument - Wave the heater on your smoke in people's face to persuade them how right you are!
    Seminar: Cancer - Let your employer's health plan pay for your vacation!
    Motivational: Chicks dig guys with tracheostomys

  6. #16
    Big Kahunaa
    Is there a Captain Morgan ranch?
    .
    i wish

  7. #17
    SoCalSouthpaw
    Never smoked a cig in my life. But, maybe I should start...Id love to drive this thing around!!!!!!
    http://***boat.com/forums/attachment...chmentid=12269

  8. #18
    Tom Brown
    Never smoked a cig in my life. But, maybe I should start...Id love to drive this thing around!!!!!!
    http://www.sandbros.net/gallery/marlbororanch/
    You could slow down to being just barely on plane and sink some non smoking fags in their small boats.

  9. #19
    MagicMtnDan
    At the end of the day they play this game called "catch." It's where they all sit in rocking chairs outside trying to "catch" their breath.
    I wonder if they have reunions for everyone who survived 10 years later? If so maybe they have 'em in the emphysema ward of the hospital?
    I heard they invited Dana Reeves but she couldn't make it :crossx:

  10. #20
    chub
    Buddy of mine just got back a few weeks ago. He had a blast. Here's his trip report.
    Marlboro Ranch (http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/...opic=70339&hl=)
    Pick up the phone!

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