Really funny!
A couple of years ago my platoon started generating a list that would forever be called "Man Skills" and ended up getting broken down into primary... i.e. HAVE to be able to accomplish to wear a penis, and secondary, which just makes you that much cooler and can offset any lighter tendencies if need be... partial list as follows...
Primary:
1) Throw a ball without looking like a pansy
2) Undo a bra-strap with one hand
3) Start a fire
4) Drive a car with manual transmission
5) Change your oil
Secondary:
1) Prep a dead animal if need be for food
2) Grill meat without ruining it
You get the picture. We had about 20 in each catagory.
Funny stuff.