Weiner Tax

[Mandelon]

> > The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due
> > to the fact that 49% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of
> > the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the
> > time it's in the hole. It has dependents, but they're nuts.
> >
> > Effective January 1, 2004, penises will be taxed according to size.
> >
> > The brackets are as follows:
> >
> > 10" - 12" Luxury Tax
> > 8" - 10" Pole Tax
> > 5" - 8" Privilege Tax
> > 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
> >
> > Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is
> > eligible for a refund.
> >
> > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!

> >
> >

[SCUBA STEVE]

[HOSS]

PPPPHHHHHEEEEWWWW, as long as they didn`t tax gerth. Pole tax I can handle.

[hot_diggity_dog]

I'm screwed.
I have three Wieners
(2) are longer than the 10"-12" Luxury tax eek! eek!
And (1) will fit in the 10"-10" category. wink LOL
HDD

[Catmando]

HOSS:
PPPPHHHHHEEEEWWWW, as long as they didn`t tax gerth. Pole tax I can handle. Pole tax

[Boatcop]

When do I get my refund? frown

[hoolign]

hot_diggity_dog:
I'm screwed.
I have three Wieners
(2) are longer than the 10"-12" Luxury tax eek! eek!
And (1) will fit in the 10"-10" category. wink LOL
HDD you can probably write off the operation eek!