What would your code name be?

[FMluvswater]

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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> Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
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> a = poopsie
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> b = lumpy
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> c = buttercup
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> d = gidget
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> e = crusty
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> f = greasy
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> g = fluffy
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> h = cheeseball
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> i = chim-chim
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> j = stinky
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> k = flunky
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> l = boobie
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> m = pinky
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> n = zippy
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> o = goober
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> p = doofus
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> q = slimy
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> r = loopy
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> s = snotty
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> t = tootie
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> u = dorkey
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> v = squeezit
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> w = oprah
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> x = skipper
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> y = dinky
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> z = zsa-zsa
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> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
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> new last name:
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> a = apple
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> b = toilet
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> c = giggle
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> d = burger
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> e = girdle
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> f = barf
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> g = lizard
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> h = waffle
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> i = cootie
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> j = monkey
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> k = potty
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> l = liver
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> m = banana
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> n = rhino
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> o = bubble
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> p = hamster
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> q = toad
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> r = gizzard
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> s = pizza
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> t = gerbil
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> u = chicken
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> v = pickle
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> w = chuckle
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> x = tofu
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> y = gorilla
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> z = stinker
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> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
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> your new last name:
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> a = head
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> b = mouth
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> c = face
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> d = nose
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> e = tush
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> f = breath
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> g = pants
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> h = shorts
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> i = lips
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> j = honker
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> k = butt
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> l = brain
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> m = tushie
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> n = chunks
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> o = hiney
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> p = biscui! ts
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> q = toes
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> r = buns
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> s = fanny
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> t = sniffer
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> u = sprinkles
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> v = kisser
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> w = squirt
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> x = humperdinck
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> y = brains
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> z = juice
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> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
My code name using my married name is Chim Chim Gigglesquirt.
Maiden name it's Chim Chim Bubbletush (almost sounds like it belongs in jl's pornstar name thread, LOL!)
Chim Chim Gigglesquirt suits me better I think.
If yours doesn't suit you or is offensive to you so what it's just utter silliness, anyway. Some of my friends have really funny ones. It'll be a case of groan or funnybone.
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[ July 01, 2003, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[Rod-64]

I am Gidget Appletushie.

[FMluvswater]

Awww sorry hon but no that's unfortunate ... it doesn't suit you! You best turn Ain't My Bitch up to volume 11 and forget what you just learned!! LMAO!
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RPM's

[Rod-64]

AWWW...I thought I had a cool code-name..
I will turn the volume up though.

[FMluvswater]

Sure then Rod I'll just start callin ya The Gidge!! LMAO!! ... or not wink
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jon boat

[Rod-64]

I've been called worse....

[FMluvswater]

You have? eek! But you're cool and you're a good person ...
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torque

[Rod-64]

Aww...thanks.....had to shoot ya a fiver for that.

[FMluvswater]

Wow! Well thanks, Rod. You were on my list of 45 who've already gotten 5 from me, or I'd get star generous on ya right back.
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[NastyOne]

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