Sorry it took so long for your meal to arrive,I had to pop a zit.
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear in a Fast-Food Restaurant
10. "Welcome to Burger King. I am Pepe, the Burger Prince. May I take your order?
9. "Did you want to eat here, or are we going back to your place?"
8. "Cheeseburger, French fries and Coke... $94"
7. "You know that Subway guy, Jared? I've got him out in my trunk"
6. "I personally check the quality of everything I sell"
5. "The onion rings are laughing at me!"
4. "Here's your food, and here's the name of a gastroenterologist"
3. "I just ate the toy from the kids' meal and I don't feel so good"
2. "Don't bother me. I'm on my lunch break"
1. "Employees must wash their hands... Please."
Sorry it took so long for your meal to arrive,I had to pop a zit.
-1. So, your gonna eat this crap!
-2. The bathrooms are out of order. eek!
HEEVEE YUUU SEEEMN MEY BEEASBALLLL!