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  1. #1
    Lakeshow
    Had two cracked molars repaired on opposite sides. Entire lower part of face completey numb and can't talk so only thing to do is read and post. Please entertain me. Thanks.

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    HOOTER SLED-
    Lakeshow:
    Had two cracked molars repaired on opposite sides. Entire lower part of face completey numb and can't talk so only thing to do is read and post. Please entertain me. Thanks. HUH???? We can't understand you. You're mumbling.

  3. #3
    Lakeshow
    lmao

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    LaveyJet
    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
    A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
    The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist"
    The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"
    The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands."
    One thing led to another and they make love.
    After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."
    The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist ..How did you figure that out?"
    The girl says, "Easy ... I didn't feel a thing!"

  5. #5
    Lakeshow
    Now, that's funny.

  6. #6
    Rod-64
    Did they give you any good drugs?
    Codeine and Budweisers are always fun.

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    XTRM22
    Sooo there's this Harvard graduate sharing a table with a graduate of UCLA. The guy from UCLA says, "so you must be a Harvard grad." WHy yes the other replied how did you know, well there is a certain mannerism, class, and speach patern that coincides with graduating Harvard. Well the Harvard grad says "you must have graduated from UCLA" That's right how did you know? my class, or mannerisms give it away? No, I saw your class ring while you picked your nose.
    Chuck

  8. #8
    Lakeshow
    XTRM22 - Classic.
    Rod-64:Negative on the drugs and traded the beer in for Vodka (Less Fattening - Lost 45 Lbs. since June).

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    XTRM22
    Lakeshow:
    XTRM22 - Classic.
    Rod-64:Negative on the drugs and traded the beer in for Vodka (Less Fattening - Lost 45 Lbs. since June). MAn I knew you were dieting, but 45 pounds since June is phenominal! Way to go. So your Extreme has picked up 1-2 mph? who needs a whipple, upgrades by Atkins!
    Chuck

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    Lakeshow
    No Atkins - Working out 5 days a week (2 with a personal trainer that kicks my butt).
    Not seeing the weight to speed transfer though???

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