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    Blown 472
    Ok, it is sunday we make up our minds for a salsa party, well after going to the store and bringing home five different hot peppers, halbenjors (sp) we get to cutting, down the peppers and I cut the halbens? to get the seeds out as I am going to start growing them myself, no big right. We get all done and I wash the hell out of my hands to get this nasty stuff off and go to take a piss, well boys and girls the shit just dont wash off, I have never had so much pain in my life, I got them cooled enough in the shower to put my clothes back on and walked around the house gingerly. I am at work and have washed my hands in the solvent tank and used the hand cleaner here and just rubbed my eyes and the shit aint gone yet. Long story short wear gloves when cutting those damn things. eek!

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    Been there done that, but wiped around my eyes since I was outside sweating.
    I took off running and within seconds I was blind as a bat, I banged into everything trying to get into the house. Couldn't open my eyes and just squinted waiting for my eyeballs to erupt or disintegrate in a plume of smoke - I actually wished for death for a few moments, anything to ease the pain.
    Finally located the salt container after clearing everything else of the shelves in the pantry (blind man swing arms everywhere). Poured the salt in one hand, added a little water and started scrubbing - sure the salt was irritating, but it provided immediate relief.
    Use a copious amount of salt, some water and scrub the crap away; it is the only thing I have found that provides relief.

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    scgms1
    Blown, I gotta ask, could anyone eat that crap?
    I like hot stuff myself. I made some lasagna one time and put some habaneros in there. My son's standing next to me and I'm telling him how these are the worlds hottest peppers. Well he didn't believe me, so... I cut just the littlest piece off and let him try it. 10 glasses of water later he's starting to get his normal color back. My wife got a little upset. You didn't put those in the lasagna, did you? Well,..I thought it was good. eek!
    BTW I found out about the gloves, GOOD TIP!
    If I want to add fire to MY OWN food now, I usually add from a bottle. If you like HOT, check out this site,.. Mo Hotta Mo Betta.

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    Wet Dream
    During one of my usual cookouts, my neightbor came over and I had some onions and peppers saute'ing on the grill. He wanted a taste so he started with a green bell pepper, and moved up to a jalapeno, then I coaxed him into the habanero....he still brings that up. I think he hated me at the time. Probably still does.

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    Schiada76
    If you think Habeneros are hot try a little drop of Dave's Insanity Sauce on something. That shit is really fn dangerous it even comes with a warning sticker. eek!

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    stucknohio
    I was at a friends house cutting peppers in his kitchen. I washed my hands thoroughly, and then went to the restroom. I am standing there pissing and something just doesnt feel right. I switch hands. Its just getting worse and worse. Its hot, damn hot.. So I finish. Now Im thinking about what I am going to do. Its burning so bad I cant put it away and there is a big red mark. So I stand on toes and put it in the bathroom sink with cold water running on it. A long period of time goes by and my buddy knocks on the door and asks "what the hell are you doing?" I said dont worry about it. He opens the door and sees me standing there on tipy toes with my thing in sink and dies of laughter. His wife sees him laughing and walks around the corner to see whats up. cant live this down they call me hot dick

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    NashvilleBound
    We eat allot of the hot stuff daily so my wife and I have had our stories too. I, uh, put my finger where I shouldn't have, uh, she was PISSED! I washed I swear!!!! She thought a few weeks later of paying me back, IT WAS NOT FUNNY! So I can relate. Be carefull. eek! NB
    [ September 23, 2002, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: NashvilleBound ]

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    Livin Large 27Hallett
    How about when you rub some type of heat jell on your wifes neck and then same Idea, you wash your hands and then go visit the toilet, and low and behold your Johnson turns to fire.

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    miller19j
    stucknohio:
    I was at a friends house cutting peppers in his kitchen. I washed my hands thoroughly, and then went to the restroom. I am standing there pissing and something just doesnt feel right. I switch hands. Its just getting worse and worse. Its hot, damn hot.. So I finish. Now Im thinking about what I am going to do. Its burning so bad I cant put it away and there is a big red mark. So I stand on toes and put it in the bathroom sink with cold water running on it. A long period of time goes by and my buddy knocks on the door and asks "what the hell are you doing?" I said dont worry about it. He opens the door and sees me standing there on tipy toes with my thing in sink and dies of laughter. His wife sees him laughing and walks around the corner to see whats up. cant live this down they call me hot dickThat is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this board!
    Miller19j

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    [ September 23, 2002, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: miller19j ]

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    No Drama
    I too am a connoisseur of very hot foods; I enjoy a raw Jalapeno with each of my meals when appropriate. But as a warning to all men on this board do NOT attempt to give your wife or girlfriend any affection anytime after such a meal. Particularly oral loving, the heat stays in your mouth hours after you have taken the last bite. Neither tooth paste nor mouthwash will eliminate the heat source. Consequently, the amount of pain they will receive will be equivalent or less than the horror you will endure after she has recomposed herself. Take it from first hand experience, neither act, is a pretty picture.
    [ September 23, 2002, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: No Drama ]

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