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  1. #1
    ratso
    I don't use pickup lines.
    What are your best ones?
    1) Would you happen to have a mirror in your pocket?
    Lady) No I don't, why?
    Man) Because I can see me getting into your pants tonight

  2. #2
    Frosty_pop
    this one never fails....
    me: Would you like to dance?
    her: NO!
    me: Then I guess a blowjob is probably out of the question

  3. #3
    voodooCanoe
    This one doesn't work!
    Are you feet sore?
    NO
    I thought they would be, since you've been runnin' through my mind all night long! wink

  4. #4
    Aqua Boogie1
    Heres a oldie but goodie:
    M: Hi, how are you?

  5. #5
    Aqua Boogie1
    Sorry, finishing......
    Hi, how are you?
    Fine....
    You drink alot of milk huh?
    Yes, why do you say that?
    Cause it sure did your body good.......

  6. #6
    mickeyfinn
    For a fat girl you don't sweat much.

  7. #7
    ratso
    Have you ever had your belly-button licked..........from the inside?

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