Little Johnny is in school and the class has been studying sex education. She is going around the room asking everyone to relate a real life experience that involves sex. Little Sally raised her hand and told the teacher that her aunt had a baby that weekend and she now had a new cousin. Little Billy raised his hand and told the class that his dog had puppies that weekend. The teacher was worried when she called on little Johnny and he stood up and told the teacher, "I was watching the lone Ranger on TV this weekend and a whole tribe of indians were coming at him. Tonto ran off and he shot all of his bullets and then killed the rest of the indians with his bare hands"....The teacher was relieved that the story was clean but had to ask "little Johnny what does that story have to do with sex?"..Little Johnny replied....He taught them indians not to **** with the Lone Ranger!!!!