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Thread: Chineese Proverbs

  1. #1
    Liberator TJ1984
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    > Man who run in front of car get tired.
    > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

  2. #2
    bordsmnj
    lmfao..that went good with first coffee.

  3. #3
    timitunnel
    Man who marry woman with big titts feels high.
    Man who marry woman with small titts feels low.

  4. #4
    MOPAR2YA
    Liberator TJ1984:
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    > Man who run in front of car get tired.
    > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    > Crowded elevator smell different to midget. LMAO

  5. #5
    yehishqkameena
    ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio

  6. #6
    Blown 472
    yehishqkameena:
    ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c

  7. #7
    Liberator TJ1984
    Go stay with your Uncle Saddam for the next month or so , he can explain it to you
    If he can't just hang around town for a while longer ,it will soon be obvious..... devil
    [ January 31, 2003, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Liberator TJ1984 ]

  8. #8
    HCS
    Blown 472:
    yehishqkameena:
    ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c Now it makes sence!. wink

  9. #9
    Liberator TJ1984
    Blown 472:
    yehishqkameena:
    ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c Yea ! What He Said only Double

  10. #10
    yehishqkameena
    Blown 472:
    yehishqkameena:
    ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c how very kind of u to translate it 4 me blown .i really appreciate it .and to think i thought u were @#$$@#$^%

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