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We will shortly have a new language in Kaleeefornia. Please keep this email for reference if you get confused in a few year.
Subject: Austrionics
The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or, perhaps even better, Austrionics .).
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl.
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TOO DAM FUNNY
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Ya I am zinking dis is goot. But wut to do vis de tako bell menu?
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With Gray Davis as governor we would've been speaking Spanglish so we're much better off
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Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
With Gray Davis as governor we would've been speaking Spanglish so we're much better off
Amen to that....in fact we would have been speaking a Politically Correct dialect of espanol.
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I guess it should be fuchen gruven for yu kalifornians from now on . We had our share of democrat f...k ups here in b.c for tooooo long ruining the province .
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Doc, california marine is in richmond. If you're familiar around vancouver , cal marine is close to the alex fraser bridge that connects richmond to surrey. The complex is next to Shelter Island Marina. If you ever come to vancouver look us up ,or send an e-mail to my work at creo to go for a ride. The weather is ok for all year boating except on rainy days .
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