Reply With QuotePoke holes in the condoms?
I'm trying to help out my dad here. We'll go back almost a year ago on New Years Eve. My dad and his girl, and 2 other couples always go to the same resort for the celebration. These guys are all in their 50's. Last year, fire captain Ron placed a tape player with spooky sounds on it and played once an hour. This kept my dad up all night and of course he would wake up his girlfriend to see if she heard it. It would only play for a few seconds and turn off before you could find the location. So this is the year he wants to get him back. One idea he had was to lay wires across the matress hooked up to a timer and a device that is used in an electrical fence. Turn on for a few seconds, shock the crap out of him, and turn off for about an hour and start again. The bad part about this is that he is in his upper 50's and a shock like that might start a heart attack. But it sure sounds like a good prank.
What other methods can you guys come up with? The hotel has agreed to give my dad the key to Ron's room in advance to prepare for this.
Poke holes in the condoms?
He should call the room and tell him the 3rd they ordered will be up as soon she gets cleaned up and redressed from the last "trick" she turned.
I would have to say you need to rig up his room real good.Start with a light coating of grease or oil around the earpiece for the phone.Next,put something lovely like pine tar or sap in the sheets of his bed down around the foot area so when he sticks his feet in there they get all messy.Hair dye added to a shampoo bottle is always a nice touch,especially if you can match it to the shampoo color which is usually green or blue.Wedging a stink bomb in the upper window sill of his car is nice,when he rolls up the window he'll get a nice whiff.Pound a potato into his exhaust pipe with a hammer for added laughs.Wrap duct tape around the driveshaft and leave one inch hanging down in which you wrap a bolt.When he drives off he'll swear his rearend or tranny is letting go as the bolt hammers his floorboard.Saran Wrap stretched tightly across the rim of the toilet bowl is always fun.
I like the electric fence thing.
Can't you rig a rectifyer(sp) up do that you can reduce the amount of shock?
Dead hooker in the hotel room......
That allways makes my buddies laugh.
If he is in a different room from you then call an escort service and give them your room number. His phone will ring all night. Once you call one of those numbers they send emails and faxes to a hundred women. If they are available they will call to see if he needs an "escort".
Originally posted by Ziggy
He should call the room and tell him the 3rd they ordered will be up as soon she gets cleaned up and redressed from the last "trick" she turned.
Originally posted by titties and beer
PUT PACKAGES OF KETCHUP,UNDER THE TOILET SEAT PADS,WHEN HE SETS DOWN THEY WELL POP AND GO ALL OVER HIS "ASS&BALLS"
I'm gonna do that to the old lady tommorow.....that's effin funny....she deserves a good squirt.
Those are some great ideas. Keep em coming.
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