A little humor for Tuesday

[jjy73]

PONDER THIS...CAN YOU ANSWER ANY OF THESE?
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>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out?"
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>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt?"
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>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
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>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their behind when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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>What do you call male ballerinas?
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>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
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>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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>Stop singing and read on...
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>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
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>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[Keithb87]

Originally posted by jjy73
PONDER THIS...CAN YOU ANSWER ANY OF THESE?
>What do you call male ballerinas?
HOSS

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

i will attempt to answer all the questions...
1) a man- they like (.)...(.)...
2)a man..they like tossin salad...
3)a man.. because he invented it..
4) a man likes to see what he is eating..
5)he's a man that doesn't give a sh*t about anyone buthimself
6)yes because there are two bodies.
7) because he's a man
8)it's a man thing
9) the DR. is a man and has to get off before entering the canal
10)? are they
11)Fags
12) yes
13)he's a man
14) testicles
15)you got me on this one
16) yes
17)no the computer
18) a man made it up
19)yes they are like star trek in search for cling ons
20)invest in mouthwash.

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by Keithb87
HOSS
Dammit I was gonna say that!
You're a foofer!:burningm:

[Keithb87]

Originally posted by fourspeednup
Dammit I was gonna say that!
You're a foofer!:burningm:
Hey, I heard that you're not offical until Hoss calls you a fag. I'm just trying to become offical.

[fourspeednup]

That's exactly what I was thinking, hmmm...that's queer?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

i'll help you out keith.. your a fag. J/K

[fourspeednup]

Hey Keith, who ****ed with the thermostat out here? Froze my ass off this morning!!!:frown:

[Keithb87]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
i'll help you out keith.. your a fag. J/K
Thanks, Now I'm a Offical Sandbar Junkie. Does this mean that I can call others FAGS and hijack their threads?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

yes.. you are official now. so high jack some threads oh sorry you already did this one. you fag.