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  1. #241
    MAXIMUS
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by HavasuBarney
    UCLApuffer (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/stupiddumb.wav),Slick Nickle (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/whocares.wav) and blownmoney (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/loser5.wav)
    First (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/holdingup.wav) you need to show up and put a boat in the water.
    Second (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/deepkneebend.wav)... nuff said (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/youranidiot.wav).
    I really doubt that you (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/ahole.wav) are smart enough (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/stepaside.wav) to figure out how this post works.
    And finally, Jetboatguru (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/toupee.wav), remember just show up (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/yngskwlk.wav). [/QUOTE
    LMAO!!! Way to much time on hands Barster...

  2. #242
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    I see the people forming a line for you to test their stuff. Maybe you should put in a classified add
    Gangly string bean black belt outboard guy looking to become something in life. Can I drive your boat? Mine is blown up again. Have 0 experience at winning but I am a great loser. Call if interested.
    I see you won't address Roland the Fisherman beating you like a rented mule. He feels pretty badly about it. He knows you try hard but just don't have the knowledge to get it done. Keep working on it and pour more blue bottle it.

  3. #243
    Roland the Fisherman
    Originally posted by CrazyHippy
    All of these "Lake boats" should be able to pull off a tri-fecta.
    Dam to Dam in the AM
    Drag's at lunch
    Fun water after lunch
    Oh yeah.... you have to carry your own fuel.
    I know barney will make it, and have a good feeling about UT.
    Never met Steve, but i believe his boat will do it better than the guru's 7.8sec flat will.
    I personally might have a chance in the 7 people on board class
    BJH
    Thanks for the vote of confidence but my bass boat won't run high 7's, however there are a few 9 second flats and jets with hurt feelings.
    Not to fear the Guru/Finster is a buddy, (hope that does'nt damage the reputation Guru) and believe me he is'nt driving that perdy little 7sec. 400lb potato chip drag boat across nasty old Lake Havasu to prove what he already knows.
    Of the cast iron skilette motor boats that are willing the trek out across the open waters,... it should be a fun day:wink: Finster, you and John want a ride? I will just put the fish'n poles down next the bait tank. That will make room for 5
    Do'nt think I can make CFW, like uclahater if all goes well this weekend and UCLA gets another spank'n I hope to be in New Orleans to watch the game of the year USC vs Oklahoma.

  4. #244
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    Steve,
    there is much love here. I will bring it out to the BBSP. Not for any other reason than to hear a plethora of excuses come out of Uncle Tina's piehole.
    "Uh, I lost fuel pressure and I broked it"
    "My pussy hurts and I don't think I can pull the string to get it started."
    I am sure he has a bevy of them.
    How goes it with you Roland?
    I loved the video of you waxing You Te at the last BBSP

  5. #245
    HavasuBarney
    Jetboatguru running Havasu (http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/downtoilet2.wav).

  6. #246
    Wicky
    Originally posted by Jetboatguru
    Mad props to this one Kim.
    The guy in the picture is the guy I drive for. I am actually racing him in the other lane.
    That is hilarious.
    The date has always been 4.20 no matter what day it falls on. It's my vacation and my vacation always falls on 4.20 every year. But, since it is a Tuesday, I will show up by myself. I will race myself. And I will declare myself winner of the coveted rubber chicken award and say once again, the big blocks didn't show!!!!

    Mow,
    Wicky

  7. #247
    canuck1
    Hey Guru
    I'm still offering you a shot at me, 20 miles on my favorite river
    Isn't camp far west the spot where everyone shows up, leaves their boat on the trailer, and tells how fast they could have been if it wasn't for a dam jet boat?

  8. #248
    You Te
    Goo Goo, just show up.
    By the looks of your arms I think you need some time in the gym.
    Face it, you are a test monkey. What's this black belt shit, I don't wear a belt, I just buy the right size pants.
    I see little Tony's getting hot under the collar.
    You Te

  9. #249
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    You are the one that is bashing keys on the computer. I am soaking it up watching you squirm. You just need to practice some tai chi and breath deeply. Until you can beat ANYBODY, you are just another nameless, faceless pile of doo doo.
    I talked with Roland and he is very concerned about his motor. He is worried it will be down on hp and high on possibility of grenading. I think he should let Kevin work on it and really hop it up. So you are pussing out of New Years day? Is the kitchen too hot? Are the Stakes too high? Did your wife put her foot down? There are no less than 80 boats that go out and brave the winter cold to race their boats. Where will you be?
    The Shaw bothers have called you out as well. I mentioned your name to them and you would have thought we were all all the blue bottle. I have never heard people laugh so hard in my life. What happened with you and them?

  10. #250
    sorry dog
    UT -
    maybe more BB's would show if a recovery crane boat was standing by to pull up flatties swamped by 1' waves. Or better yet maybe a barge to put them on until they get there...
    Then again - I guess it's possible that they are scared of your slow boat and Roland's twin gerbil powered boat. But I don't understand why. I figger the biggest fear would be a 3 alarm hangover, but I guess everybody has their own problems.

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