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Thread: Gone Fishing Lately

  1. #1
    spectratoad
    One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
    made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage
    to hook up his boat to the truck and head down the road .
    Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a
    torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the
    wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage.
    He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
    He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his
    boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
    There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
    anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
    To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
    out fishing .."
    :eek!:

  2. #2
    Kilrtoy
    That is wrong,
    that is why i dont fish

  3. #3
    91nordic29
    Originally posted by RiverDave
    @ Which point he kills his wife, throws her in the boat... Goes fishing anyways and then tells the police that the last time he saw his pregnant wife she was going for a walk.
    RD
    with the dog.

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