True Love

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TRUE LOVE
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know something?"
"What darling?" She answered.
"You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got mugged and shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you
stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side ... You know what?"
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the **** away from me."

[HOSS]

aw man
that just aint right

[Her454]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beached 1]

LOL!
Oh I gotta send this to the wifey..

[Screaming Pete]

Diet Coke comming out my nose....ROTFLMAO!!

[Cheap Thrills]

Oh shit LMFAO ,,

[fourspeednup]

I love that one!

[Her454]

On another note.....
Who ever said women don't enjoy doing laundry?
Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used
it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the
best. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem. One
thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white
blouse as well.
I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it
just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a
bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

[dimarcobros]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is some funny sh*t.
DMB

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Originally posted by Her454
On another note.....
Who ever said women don't enjoy doing laundry?
Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used
it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the
best. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem. One
thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white
blouse as well.
I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it
just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a
bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. LMAO!!!! Now stop giving me ideas.